Sep 27, 2008

Nonagonite

No Amazing Race for me... sad. At least I can say the weather wasn't right for it. Instead, we went mattress shopping today. I still say there is nothing wrong with my old mattress, even though it is nearly as old as I am. Sigh. What can you do, eh? Anyway, new one arrives tuesday, after which I won't be able to sleep for awhile.

The Zombie Survival Guide is interesting... despite what you may think explosives have very little effect on zombies. Machine guns are also bad choices, given that the odds of getting an accurate penetrative shot are slim. Fire is only good if you can apply it to a large group of zombies some distance away. Semiautomatic rifles are good, providing you restrain yourself from panicking and flipping it to fully automatic. Shotguns are good, but only at shorter range, and their ammo is bulky. Crowbars and the infamous Shaolin Spade are ideal hand-to-hand weapons, along with the trench spike for compactness. For blunt objects you must consider bulkiness and durability. Some edged weapons are much more practical than others. Handguns are for emergencies only. Shurikens and throwing knives are ideal so long as you really, really know how to use them. Bows and crossbows are sniper weapons only. Toxins and electric shocks have little or no effect. In short, if it can't take off a zombie's head or destroy their brain in a single shot or blow it's not worth it. Next time, body armor.

From the looks of it it's going to be awhile before we get Spore to work. Irritating, but I don't mind too much... too too much, anyway. It is going to be AWESOME.

Did I mention Chris is dating Megan now? Officially, at last. They're pretty much the male and female versions of each other. Whether that's a good thing is debatable. Kassee and Greg are still together, and so far as I know she hasn't given him a blow job like she threatened to. Me, I constantly thank God for Danica. And I mean that. I do get the feeling Mike doesn't trust us... but then who can blame him? I only 76% trust myself anyway. But oh, I know we'll be fine. I'm feeling positive. A good mood. Love to the world. Happy. =) Here's to us - all of us. May we live and love forever.

Although I've been told I'm very pale lately. I wonder why. Hm.
I really need to do some work. Sigh. Well, still happy.

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