A song about pork

Milo is downstairs now. I suppose it's better for everyone this way. No more ticking noises from his timers, more space on the desk, don't have to worry about light, easier to feed him, curtains, etc etc. And he's still my lizard, no one elses. Still though... awwwww!!!

My throat was slit. Even though I was unconscious my hand leaped to my neck and I began to thrash around, falling to the floor and writing uncontrollably until I came, twitching, to a stop. The girls screamed. Holly lay where I left her on the couch. I don't know who was holding the knife at the time. My eyes were closed. I can't believe Riley was responsible for it. At least he burned along with the others.

Let's see... That's Duke, Sky, his girlfriend, Mr. Turner, Bryan the bounty hunter, that girl, Dr. Frank, Lola, Alfonso and Albert dead. Nikki, Pete, emo guy, emo girl, Rose, Dr. Penguin, Phil and that guy's sister fall in love. The wedding planner has been knocked out, Bob and Joe think they're murdered three people, the baseball player has been arrested because of his two daughters, and the detective has mysteriously vanished... hmm...

A song about pork (from Weebls-stuff.com):

Pork! It's the meat of kings,
It's made from pig dried with onion rings
Pork sure goes with everything
Cause it's made from swine
That's why it sure tastes fine
Just bring some to the picnic baby
You know you want to stuff it in my hamper
But please put it in some tupperware
Cause I don't want to be a porky chap
Let's talk about pork, converse about meat
Veggies need wedgies cause meat can't be beat!
Ham ham bacon you should taste them
I know it's surprising but it's so appetizing!

There seems to be an annoying double-space feature here that I don't know how to turn off.

As someone said: Save energy. Shower with your girlfriend XD