Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow

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There are times when I wish I was a superhero. Even one like Dragon Ball Z. Just to be full of so much energy that it explodes off of you in waves. That would be incredible. And the ability to fly, and make beams of energy fly out of my hands, and teleport, and save the world. I think everyone dreams of being a superhero sometimes.
But how many people actually have these abilities? none. People can do strange things, but no one can fly, or has super strength, or is truly psychic, or anything. We have powers, just not superpowers. Much as we dream of it, no one can physically do anything to single-handedly change the world.

In light of this newly-remembered dream, it's time to take stock of what powers I do have.

1. The ability to think in five dimensions (four spatial and time or five spatial)

2. The ability to sense auras

3. The ability to write

4. The ability to see all issues from every viewpoint

5. The ability to communicate internally

6. The ability to toast waffles

7. The ability to comprehend mezzophysics and the three planes of reality

8. The ability to wear someone elses face

9. The ability to soulshatter

Some of these probably require some explanation.

First, the five dimensions. Thinking in three dimensions is simply a habit we get into, like thinking in a decimal system of numbers. (That's base 10.) If you can switch your understanding of numbers to dodecimal, base 12, you have the potential to think in more dimensions. I can only picture it temporarily before switching back to decimal, but the fact that I understand the concept opens up my mind a huge amount. After that it's a simple matter of mentally designing a hypercube, then a pentacube, and then taking it from there.

Auras are emanated from every living creature, and a few nonliving. People, having souls, have the strongest, but anything that emotion can be passed onto in any way can retain an aura for an indefinite amount of time. Pets, trees, stuffed animals, even buildings can all become hosts for drifting fragments of auras. This is why some houses can become haunted, or some nonliving things can take on semblance of life; although this is very complex and not really worth getting into right now.

My previous posts explain mezzophysics fairly well, I think.

To wear someone's face is a metaphor. Obviously. This is what some may call astral projection, but I prefer to think of it as soulriding. Basically I concentrate on a person's aura until I feel it fill me, carry me, and then I ride along it until I arrive at the persons body. You could call this getting under their skin. While I still occupy my body, I also sense secondary senses, thoughts and feelings in the back of my mind. I refer to it as wearing someone's face because everyones' face feels different compared to my own. You don't notice until you've tried wearing someone elses'.

Soulshattering is a fairly new concept. It is in simple terms a psychic blast (an energy beam, if you will) that may or may not interfere with other auras. It's speculated that if concentrated in the right way it could permanently cripple a soul; although this is purely hypothetical, and in any case impossible to test.

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People is people, just as pigs is pigs; even more so, pigs not always being what one expects these days.