Bloody fingers

K. The level of trust we have now is getting into the extremes...

Nerves are at the end. Just so you know.

And according to the Captain, aliens have landed. They live in computers. And when a project is due tomorrow, they sneakily, cleverly, evilly, DELETE YOUR FILES!!! HA HA HA!!! So if a project is late, it's because of the aliens. That explains everything. The conversations we have in careers are getting very peculiar.

I'm almost certain what quote I want.


!: Nobody's perfect... well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

@: The major problem - one of the major problems, for there are several - one of the major problems with governing people is that of who you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact, that those people who want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.


#: A googol is precisely as far from infinity as is the number one." - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

$: There comes a time when a man must choose between the right thing to do and the wrong thing to do, and he only ever misses by one.

%: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO WHAT A RIDE!.

^: In the struggle between good and evil it is usually the night that benefits most.~Vigilia

&: There's no point crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

*: Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!