...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay. That was by far the most sexual thing I've ever done. Not that that's saying much, but still. I think the only thing that even comes close was the time in grade 6 when I poked a girl in the breast with a pen. I didn't even mean to. That was just the poking-people-with-pens year and she happened to be sitting next to me. I was weird four years ago.
It was her right breast. If you're wondering.
Maybe I haven't changed that much in four years.
And of course there's that... incident... I think. Now, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there may be just the slightest chance that there could maybe be a tiny possibility that MAYBE I was raped as a child. Maybe. I'm not making any claims; I'm just saying it's a slight possibility. Stranger things have happened. (just not to me...)
We're celebrating my birthday dinner tonight. Just a small thing, nothing fancy. I don't do big parties anymore. I don't know where we're going, though. It's going to be a surprise.
Oh, and by the way, I support PIRATES!
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