Today I feel like telling a joke. At the risk of being unpopular, this has always been one of my favorites.
A redneck farmer had three daughters who were about to go on their first dates. Being extremely protective of them, he decided to meet their suitors at the door with his shotgun in hand.
So the first guy rings the doorbell, and when the farmer answers he says "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're off to the show, is she ready to go?" So the farmer thinks, Yeah, he's okay, and sends the two of them on their way.
So then the second guy arrives, and when the farmer answers the door he says "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" So the farmer thinks, Yeah, he's okay too, and he sends the two of them on their way.
So then the third guy shows up, and when the farmer answers the door he says "Hi, I'm Chuck-"
The farmer shoots him.
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That one's funny. I liked it.
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