He'll have worms today.

One word.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
...which, looking at it now, looks like it should be read "FREE DOOM". So really I should say
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!" but then people will accuse me of spelling it wrong. Sigh. Stupid words.
Speaking of words, I never have to look at that stupid typo again. There was a painting right across from my locker, depicting people as ants with the song on either side (the ants go marching one by one...) with the words changed. And DIRECTLY across from me was a typo. Misfourtune. That drove me up the wall once I spotted it, it did.

But anyway. I have nowhere to go and nothing to do, so for the first time in a long time I'm going to take the day completely off. Except for feeding Milo. Have to feed Milo. But apart from that...

So, in light of the good mood I'm in, I think I'll tell a joke.

There's a bar at the top of the CN tower, and this guy goes there every day. One day, he turns to the guy sitting next to him and says, "Hey. I bet you that I can drink thirty glasses of whisky in sixty seconds, jump out the window, fly around the tower, fly down, fly back up, and fly back in again."
And the second guy says, "You're on!"
So the first guy drinks thirty glasses of whisky in sixty seconds, jumps out the window, flies around the tower, flies down, flies back up, and flies back in the window.
And the second guy says, "Whoa. Well, I bet you that I can drink sixty glasses of whisky in thirty seconds, jump out the window, fly around the tower twice, fly down, fly back up, fly down, fly back up, and fly back in again."
And the first guy says, "You're on!"
So the second guy drinks sixty glasses of whisky in thirty seconds, jumps out the window, and falls all the way down to his death.
And the bartender says to the first guy, "Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."